February 2012
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“Goodnight nya. We’ll finish your session in the morning dum-dum.”
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mutantgrub asked: HMM,WELL I BASICLY EAT ANYTHWING THAT SMELLS GUD.
criminal—mind:
“Why does it concern you? It’s not that big of a deal.” He’s a stubborn tsundere who hides the majority of his feelings—she will get nothing but a scowl.
“Because I’m your therapist nya.” Disapproving frown, “and it is a big deal. You can’t keep stuff like this bottled up, being stubborn isn’t good.”
mutantgrub:
jackthegripper:
Oh my god Suga Mama too!
((oh god what?? Proud Family Rpers… -MUST STALK-))
Suga Mama
Dijonay
Oh my god Suga Mama too!
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/double takes
DIJONAY ON MY DASH!
STICKAAAAAAAAY
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mutantgrub asked: I DOWNT KNOW. -stops rolling around and looks at jack-
jack = cutest therapist ever
“I try nya.”
criminal—mind:
“…” Casually wonders if she’ll ever understand that he isn’t going to confess anything ever in his entire life.
“Don’t give me that look nya. I’m not letting you off the hook either.” She is a cat on a mission. Jack refuses to give up until she gets something out of him.
criminal—mind:
“What feelings? Don’t start with me on that again.”
“And don’t you start playing dumb, dum-dum. We are so not going through this again. You wouldn’t be repeatedly swapping spit and swallowing tongue with Machoke if you didn’t feel something nya.”
criminal—mind:
“… Where exactly do you want me to begin, cat?”
“The beginning, where else nya? When did you first start to realize your feelings?”
criminal—mind:
“… Can I take a raincheck or…”
“No dum-dum, it’s not raining. I just checked nya. Running away from your problems won’t solve anything. So sit down an’ start yappin.”
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mutantgrub asked: -Nods- YEP! -rolls around a bit-
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criminal—mind:
“—Just kill me now.”
“Don’t worry, we’ll get to that later. We need to discuss what’s happening now. Remember that talk we had earlier nya?”
“Uke! Step into my office nya. Have a seat, and tell Guru Jack all about your problems. First hour is always free.”
criminal—mind:
Well, how could she blame him for not knowing what he assumed to be pokemon food was—? “Fine, fine. Have it your way.”
“Success nya! I’ll take my payment up front.”
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mutantgrub asked: GWUB. IMAW GWUB!!
criminal—mind:
“Hell if I even know what those things are.”
Sigh. Didn’t these humans know anything? “Fine, regular milk and curry bread will do.”
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mutantgrub asked: NEVA MET BEE. -squeaks- BUT I AM A BUGGY THING!
criminal—mind:
“…..”
“I’m going to kill you—just you wait.”
“Tick-tock goes the clock nya.”
“You’re going to owe me a lot of Moomoo Milk and Spicy Poffins by the time this is over.”
criminal—mind:
“My name isn’t uke, you mangy feline.”
“Would Machoke’s bitch be more preferable?”
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“Hey uke, we never finished our therapy session nya.”
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criminal—mind:
Nike
I read that as ‘slid in to the other’
and I’m sitting here like
“hold the fuck up what did I just read”
Obviously Nike was getting ready to slytherin and pound that ass.
Uke-kun’s gonna wind up not being able to walk for days like Rika.
The Takeuchi twins are known for their mad thrust game.
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criminal—mind:
brutishlunatic replied to your post: brutishlunatic replied to your post: Grumpy. …
Gareki + Erection. I…okay. Forget it.
The tears right now ajnfm
This is more hilarious than it should be right now because he’s Erection Boy.
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mutantgrub asked: BEE?.WHOS BEE? -Looks at jack with a confused expression-
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babybeethpostlimit asked: nayyaah nap good good wiike nap //You mimic her and stretch out your front claws, you picked up her nya thing! You thought she was a cool kitty cat// purrrrrrr nyahaah wiike nappiin wiif yew
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mutantgrub asked: -Crawls into your askbox- SKREEE.
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babybeethpostlimit asked: //yawn big, you fell asleep by accident! snuggle her and smooch her fur// nyaaahhh
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armed-robber:
“Tired..”
“Machoke keep you up all night nya?”
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next time
hitman-tutor:
bloodyprincipe:
rainingpacifiers:
that-cool-anon-buddy:
someone turn me into a friggen pikachu next time
i’d make a flippen cute pikachu
on this i swear
…I have a pikachu rping blog ; 3 ;
WE SHOULD ALL MAKE POKEBLOGS /shot
; o ; yes. for the love of god yes.
“Does this mean more friends for me nya?”
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“Nyaaa, I’m up.”
I’ll bbl.
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babybeethpostlimit asked: da2 wwhat mama 2ay but ii no thiik he wiike me //You roll onto your back and continue snuggling into her fur//
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So...
Why couldn’t we have had more scenes of this?
Don’t just spoil the males with all of Simca’s snatch and ass being out on display OG. Should have been more Nike in white beaters and Sora doing pushups/handstands! Preferably with his shirt off.
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babybeethpostlimit asked: ((sorry i was at councling i am home now :33 )) purrrrrrrr bwothew mean cedwiic purrrr //You giggle and snuggle against her even more, sniffing her fur// poe key mon!! capapiieeee
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criminal—mind:
“… We weren’t.. doing that! I don’t care about him—he can be entertaining, sure—but care’s taking it too far.” But not by much.
“Sure, whatever you say grumpy, but here’s some friendly advice. Denial’s not only a river in Egypt you know nya.”
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Ooohh yeahh yeah He’s your basic wheel-chaired man And he’s here to rule the world You can’t stop him Cause he’s Sora Ta-ke-uchi
There is nothin’ he can’t do So when Kogarasumaru fucks up his plans Just know that he is on his way. (Know that he is on his waaay~) It doesn’t matter where or When there’s trouble If ya just call his name Sora...
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criminal—mind:
”.. In a way—….”
And just like that—moment entirely ruined. “.. First of all—there was very little..” cue the dry gag. “tongue involved.. secondly, I don’t—nor will I ever give two shits about the rat.”
Didn’t give two shits he says. What a load of Ponyta poo. “Right, and I was hatched yesterday. You obviously do care about him to some extent, otherwise...
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criminal—mind:
“…” Technically, he didn’t comprehend half of what she just said, but to keep her from guessing—
“I don’t like him. But I don’t—dislike him? Eh, no. I dislike him. This isn’t making any sense.”
Way to go, little raven. Way to go.
“So what you’re saying is you are starting to warm up to him nya?”
Jack couldn’t help but release a snicker then...
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dickofsteel:
v-v-vulpes:
That pairing is Abra getting killed.
“Aaaah~” Abra wailed as Nike pressed her tiny form against the wall. It was happening again. These feelings— they weren’t supposed to exist. But they did, and she couldn’t help it. Noone else could make her feel like this. Kanba and Gareki could not compare.
The boy, who towered over her despite his youth, sneered at her, pushing...
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v-v-vulpes:
That pairing is Abra getting killed.
Before, after, or during the mind blowing sex?